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april 11/06
California adventure. jim and l are up at
the crack of dawn. we climb over little kids and are among the first to
enter disneyland. we also have a plan...another advantage over the kids we
have just climbed over.
we head directly to the rollercoaster of
death....the california screamer. a carrier launch has nothing on
this for takeoff acceleration. thoughtfully they give you a count down,
while you check your change and store away false teeth, and then you are
off. that loud noise you heard is called spinal compression and the only
girly screams louder than mine belong to real girls.
we ride this thing all day long and keep
drinking beer all day long. the last ride on this beast is about the last
thing we do for the day and about the last thing l remember before we head
home.
everyone should come here. better yet, we
should all move here.
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welcome to the california screamer. a carrier launch has nothing on this. the alcohol is beginning to work it's magic. canadian forces officer models new urban camouflage uniform. cdn defence budget is consumed for the next decade. made in quebec. this what jim, mark and l would look like in drag. l am being generous. l want to be this guy when l grow up. hey...my arms, l can move my arms! hey, l am giving him my keys! hey! hey! nice hat. l buy it from her. ariel. not the bike one....if you don't get it, you don't ride. and l am not gonna comment on what she is trying to touch here. l was gonna say something witty about mother-in-laws here but thought better of it. the canadian forces blows yet another decade's budget. probably a navy guy driving space mountain. imagine riding a roller coaster in the dark. really fast. imagine yourself screaming in the dark like a little girl. despite your first impression, this is not me. l'd be cooler than this guy.
welcome to the california screamer. a carrier launch has nothing on this.
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