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      Anzio, Italy  
		15-19 Sept 2006 
		15 sept. friday 
      day one of the adventure. roomie is up 
      early ie 0600, to take me to the airport. he is a keeper. l am only 
      slightly hung-over….compliments of a friend heading over the evening 
      before with beers that will eventually remind me why l always drink before 
      flying: death by airplane is easier to accept when you only feel slightly better than 
      if the plane turns itself into tinfoil. l forget my 
      sunglasses on the airplane….the flight is diverted back to edmonton so 
      that l can retrieve them....my phone call to the airline earlier has 
      nothing to do with this helpful return of said property. 
      18 sept. monday.  
      
       l 
      head for the calgary airport and meet a very nice air canada staffer who 
      gets me great seats going both ways over the pond: she thoughtfully 
      reminds me that the drinks are endlessly supplied on the flight, as long 
      as one is not compelled to either want to fly the airplane or set one’s 
      shoes on fire. This is certainly a great start, as l am wearing sandals 
      and have little desire to fly this airbus again.  l end up sitting beside 
      a very tall polish woman who does know my polish friend in calgary……l am 
      astonished….l mean, how many polish people can there be in calgary??  the 
      tall polish woman happily proceeds to show me pictures of her daughter. l 
      decide l like the woman sitting beside me, especially if l get to meet her 
      daughter. the tall polish woman tells me she is heading to gdansk. alas, l 
      am not, but after a couple of red wines, courtesy of air canada, l debate 
      suggesting to the crew we should go to poland to meet this woman’s 
      daughter.  however, l forget what l decided to do after l went to sleep. 
      19 sept frankfort/rome 
      upon awakening. the tall polish woman 
      has been distracted by ‘mission impossible 3’, otherwise known as ‘you’ll 
      never get to meet my daughter’ and we fly together in silence until we 
      reach frankfort, germany. she disappears from both my life and my will. 
      l end up having exactly 17 minutes to 
      change terminals and catch my connecting flight to rome: that includes me 
      running longer and farther anyone should have to do at my age as well as 
      climbs up and down 6 flights of stairs because the elevators are clogged 
      with fat people more hung-over than l am. oh, and a endless queue for a 
      security check....inside the departure lounge....wtf? anyway, to make a 
      long story short, l bolt to the head of the line and tell the security 
      nazi that l am late for my aircraft but still want to make a go at 
      it....to which she replies...'if you are late, then it is already gone, so 
      get back in line'. however, all of the people in line sympathize with my 
      plight ie maybe they've missed all their flights as well and therefore are 
      in less of a rush than me, and allow to head thru security ahead of them. 
      and off l go....and sail right thru german customs. l learn very quickly 
      that this was a bad idea so it is back to the back of yet another queue. l 
      explain to the friendly customs person that because l was a lawyer and 
      understood that all germans like to stand in meaningless lineups for no 
      apparent reason explains why l felt l did not have to queue...apparently 
      it works because l am freed to run another couple of hundred metres to my 
      flight. l squeeze my svelte form thru the door as it is being bolted shut. 
      the flight is otherwise uneventful and l wake up as we land.  
      
       surprised to find our 
      car even looks like one...a far cry what the 'twingo' we wrecked in 
      france.  this is a good start....trying to find one anther in rome 
      would not have been an easy thing to do if we had not hooked up at the 
      airport. nor is finding one's prepaid hotel in rome... we quickly 
      interpret 'close to the vatican city' translates into 'find another hotel 
      anywhere else'. however, all is not lost as we learn a valuable lesson 
      about our 1 hour exposure to rush hour traffic in rome...never drive in 
      rome in rush hour. 
      Anzio
       we leave the city and drive to anzio, a
      city 
      and resort on the coast of the
      lazio 
      region of 
      Italy, 
      about 33 miles south of
      rome. 
      Called antium in ancient times, both emperor
      caligula 
      and 
      nero 
      were born in antium; it is worth noting that l wasn't. remains of roman 
      villas are conspicuous all along the shore, along with my stomach. anzio was the site of an
      allied 
      forces landing (operation 
      shingle) and ensuing four-month battle during
      world war II.  
      the battle of anzio is depicted in the film of
      pink floyd's
      
      The Wall  
      and "when 
      the tigers broke free" is a floyd song dedicated to the 
      father of pink floyd front man
      roger waters, 
      who was killed during in the battle. 
      we enjoy our first evening in italy 
      with a pleasant stroll along the tyrrhenian sea and celebrate with what l 
      thought were 2 bottles of wine. the evening ends badly with me in the surf 
      as usual, and a very strong desire to never to drink grappa again the rest 
      of my life.  
        
      
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      picture to see a larger image. hit arrows at either end of the slideshow 
      for more pictures. 
      
anzio. 50 km outside of rome, it is the scene of an american landing in 1943. jim, with commanding view of the anzio beaches...a little more relaxed purview that the average yank would have enjoyed in 1943. apparently, after said grappa, we are now going for a walk. jim happily shows me how to do it as it appears my legs have forgotten how. night falls....our first fall evening in italy. l fall, my first fall in italy. what is left of me after my first and last adventures with grappa...a grape-based spirit of between 40% and 60% alcohol by volume.....  my special sleeping place    
 
anzio. 50 km outside of rome, it is the scene of an american landing in 1943.  
 
 
      
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